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Junie B. Jones is (almost) a flower girl by Barbara Park; Denise Brunkus
mobi |eng | 1999-01-15 | Author:Barbara Park; Denise Brunkus

7/Hope Mother bought me a beautiful dress for the wedding. It had golden puffery sleeves. And it came all the way to the floor. Also, she bought me fancy pantyhose ...
( Category: Humor March 25,2014 )
Junie B. Jones Has a Monster Under Her Bed by Barbara Park; Denise Brunkus
mobi |eng | 1997-06-24 | Author:Barbara Park; Denise Brunkus

Daddy throwed his hands in the air. Then he turned on my light. And he looked for the monster all over the place. First, he looked under my bed. Then ...
( Category: Sleep March 25,2014 )
Junie B. Jones and the mushy gushy valentime by Barbara Park; Denise Brunkus
mobi |eng | 2001-01-15 | Author:Barbara Park; Denise Brunkus

“Do not stand on your chair, Junie B.!” she said. “And please don’t fight about valentines. If someone didn’t send you a card, it was just a mistake. No one ...
( Category: Beginner Readers March 25,2014 )
Junie B. Jones and her big fat mouth by Barbara Park; Denise Brunkus
mobi |eng | 1993-08-24 | Author:Barbara Park; Denise Brunkus

“I’m shinin’,” I said real soft. “OUT!” she said. “OUT RIGHT NOW!” And so that’s how come I started to leave. Except for then the flashlight shined on the floor. ...
( Category: Beginner Readers March 25,2014 )
Judy Moody Goes to College by Megan Mcdonald; Peter H. Reynolds
mobi |eng | 2004-01-02 | Author:Megan Mcdonald; Peter H. Reynolds

On the way to lunch, they passed a big green patch of grass in the middle of the campus called the Quad. Every inch of it was filled with tents. ...
( Category: School March 25,2014 )
Horrid Henry's Stinkbomb by Francesca Simon
mobi, epub |eng | 2009-10-27 | Author:Francesca Simon

But oh no. He had to be with bossyboots Clare, crybaby William and—Bert. Miss Battle-Axe did it on purpose, just to torture him. “NO!” protested Horrid Henry. “I can’t work ...
( Category: Humor March 25,2014 )
Horrid Henry Wakes the Dead by Francesca Simon
mobi, epub, pdf |eng | 2011-10-27 | Author:Francesca Simon

“Where’s my present?” said Horrid Henry, lunging for Grandma’s bag. “Gimme my present!” “Don’t be horrid, Henry,” said Mom, grabbing him and holding him back. “I’m not being horrid, I ...
( Category: Humor March 25,2014 )
Horrid Henry Tricks the Tooth Fairy by Francesca Simon
mobi, epub |eng | 2009-10-27 | Author:Francesca Simon

“Henry, you’ve missed a big dust ball right there,” said Margaret, pointing under the sofa. Horrid Henry vacuumed as far away from the dust as possible. “Not there, here!” said ...
( Category: Humor March 25,2014 )
Go Eat Worms! by R. L. Stine
mobi, epub, pdf |eng | 2004-11-30 | Author:R. L. Stine

14 “Todd—rise and shine!” Todd blinked his eyes open. He sat up slowly in bed and stretched his arms over his head. “Rise and shine, Todd! Look alive!” his mother ...
( Category: Spine-Chilling Horror March 25,2014 )
Beezus and Ramona by Beverly Cleary
mobi, epub, pdf |nl | 0101-01-01 | Author:Beverly Cleary

“Stop it,” ordered Beezus. “Stop it this instant! You can’t eat one bite and then throw the rest away.” “But the first bite tastes best,” explained Ramona reasonably, as she ...
( Category: Literature & Fiction March 25,2014 )
A Series of Unfortunate Events #9: The Carnivorous Carnival by Lemony Snicket
mobi |eng | 2002-07-15 | Author:Lemony Snicket

CHAPTER Seven “What are you doing here, please?” Madame Lulu snarled. She strode quickly toward them, her own eyes glaring as angrily as the eye she was wearing around her ...
( Category: Mysteries & Detectives March 25,2014 )
The Mouse and the Motorcycle by Beverly Cleary
mobi, epub |eng | 2012-01-14 | Author:Beverly Cleary

“Wouldn’t mind riding one myself if I were a few years younger,” said Uncle Lester. All the little cousins came crowding around Ralph. “Show us your motorcycle,” they squeaked. “We ...
( Category: Mice, Hamsters, Guinea Pigs & Squirrels March 25,2014 )
Runaway Ralph by Beverly Cleary
mobi, epub |eng | 2012-01-14 | Author:Beverly Cleary

“I think that can be arranged,” said Aunt Jill. “You’ve told me what you don’t want to do and what you don’t want other people to do. Now tell me ...
( Category: Mice, Hamsters, Guinea Pigs & Squirrels March 25,2014 )
Ralph S. Mouse by Beverly Cleary
mobi, epub |eng | 2012-01-14 | Author:Beverly Cleary

Smells cheese and steps in a trap. Snap! Now he is dead.” Ralph was so horrified that he curled up in a tight ball to stop his trembling. How was ...
( Category: Mice, Hamsters, Guinea Pigs & Squirrels March 25,2014 )
Deep Trouble II by R. L. Stine
mobi, epub |eng | 2006-01-02 | Author:R. L. Stine

19 “Get down there!” Adam shoved Dr. D. down into the small cabin. Sheena and I stumbled after him. Mel followed behind us. “What are you going to do?” I ...
( Category: Fish March 25,2014 )

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